Hotel Punta Teonoste

Blissful paradise. Loved every minute of our stay. Collected us from airport ($140) We stayed in Oregano villa which had a closed air conditioned bedroom. There was also a living room. Upstairs bedroom with sink and toilet. And outdoor bathroom with toilet, sink and shower. Found outdoor showering a bit of a shock to start with: but soon learned to enjoy the experience and got acclimatised to the water temp. The building has openings to the outside so do bring bug spray. We kept them out of bedroom but the rest of the hut had a few. You’re right on the beach: huge gorgeous private beach which is perfect for long walks and surfing. Food was lovely. Generous portions and generous with the protein- just how we like it. We loved the salads, lobster and chicken skewers. Safe to drink tap water as well which is great. Brown and Jose spoke wonderful English and looked after us so well on our trip. All the staff were wonderful and friendly and couldn’t have made it more special. They all went above and beyond to deliver excellent service. They even set up a special dinner for us one night under fairy lights which was wonderful. Comfy sunbeds perfect for snoozing. Loved being there. Left rested and relaxed. Couldn’t be more chilled. Felt like going back to basics. In the most wonderful way. Wifi in the main area and pool (good enough we watched Netflix in the evenings) but no WiFi in the rooms. Hope to go back again

Our family loved our stay at this private resort. They went over and above to make our daughter's wedding amazing. They took care of all of the details and we just had to show up. The decorations, food, and beach location were above and beyond our expectations. They even arranged for our transportation to and from Managua. It was such a beautiful relaxing place to have a wedding. We enjoyed our separate bungalows so everyone could have their personal space but still gather at the beach, pool or main building for time together. The food was delicious and the staff was very professional. An odd favorite, was the outdoor bathrooms...they sound strange but were so beautiful, natural, and elegant at the same time. We highly recommend this resort for a chance to get away and relax at their private beach. This was an amazing resort at very affordable price. It is a great choice for weddings, family reunions, or quiet getaways. Hint: stay at their sister hotel in Managua, Hotel Los Robles, if you need somewhere to stay before and after your flights.

The beach, facilites and overall the staff.

We were the only couple there. Old and hadn't been updated Very overrated on ******* Grounds seemed to be maintained but not the whole resort

It is a beautiful place but the staff and service is terrible. We had to wait until 5,30 for our room. Food is good, expensive for here. Staff is very slow, dont clean up, no maid service. They act like we are inconvenience to them. Piss poor management. Very disapointed in lack of service.

You cannot see the beach from the rooms, despite being described as beachview. The property is fantastic; the beach is empty with nice white sand, but the rooms are very basic. Recommend having a car as the hotel is isolated